sorry Annie will have to mind my tongue next time

Wow Awesome Wog.Gee great to hear you had a great sail .You have come such a long way, it feels just like last year that I took you to lano and you tied your 80's boom to your mast ,oh hang on it was last year.Anyway great stuff mate dont let that small hole in that sail of yours get you down accidents happen you didnt mean to do it just keep your chin up and keep smiling thata boy thats more like it.Me well I had a great wave sail at Dutchies you should have come it was a hoot didnt put the gps on didnt want to break it as you know accidents happen.Sailed overpowered with 5m Rock up heaps of ramps and dogs off chains oh and I might have snapped the nose of your evo 74 off, well clean off actually and you wouldnt believe it I too broke my own gear got some rotto swim training in after my uni broke with such force the lanyard completely disintegrated and my harness too was victim of some more accidental activity.After my swim training, plugged in my trusty bulletproof Mistral syncro 91 borrowed a uni off a german who's  spoken english was as bad as his english reading he thought I was a chef when it clearly states on my van that Im a sparky of sorts silly bugger called me a kook,anyway worst was the accidental explosion of my last remaining beer in my vans fridge I think your board may have knocked the temp dial to freeze when I loaded it in (at least that wont happen again now that its shorter)anyway after a short clean up (your rashie you left in my van is an awesome mop) the syncro delivered a flawless session which was also probably due to me deciding to stop attempting fwd loops you can break stuff doin that shit.Once again it always great to hear that a mate, a really good mate with awesome qualities like... I dont know, ah yes forgiveness just to mention one has had a great sail without letting a small accident with his sail ruin his day.Tomorrow's looking great we should go out at dutchies its awesome you can borrow my board any way I'll give you a call have lots of work on at the moment oh and my mobiles playing up a bit and doesnt ring some times when someones calling me I'll check missed calles and ring when I get time if the battery isnt flat.Awesome work mate great numbers talk soon.

Laughing my ass off....best posted comment I have read for a long time...tears rolling with the laughter.

Nice one Matt!!! LMAO! PMSL  Sorry Wog, very funny except for the breaking your board bit.... 

Bumma about the beer, trust Wog will sort out some compensation

Classic tale Matt, nice to start the day with a good belly laugh

Further indication that  Wog's run of broken gear is not his fault

KOOK alright 

  Dood you broke my  board  my alltime fav 2004 evo 74 bought at Reges for the princely some of two hunj ,the board that helped ingnite my renewed  enthusiasm for windsurfing  , how much air were you getting !!   . At least it died a warriors death  out on the  water  not at the tip  shame it wasn't ME !!  And I am deeply sadened to hear about the beer

Superb...just what maaates are all about....hehehe

Oi Fatmatt....maybe we'll re-name you Cyclone Matty!

Wog....bad luck with the sail mate...no wonder you were looking a bit jaded when I was rigging up. Anyway, time for you to step up from 6.0....I have a pristine Reflex 7.0 sitting here waiting for you...just what you need....perfect!!