Are you sure about that cheese grater

Definitely, the rustier the better. Sorry boys for just driving of, was a touch pissed orf.

Nice work guys - the run south was never going to be an option today for Snides and me.

Sounds like the yoyo run elicited the usual response. Who has had a good session there? I know I've made about a half dozen trips down for about 12 km sailed!

What did Florence Crashergale get on the 74 manta - suspense is killing me??

Every time I start fantasising about the big Four O, it seems to fizzle

You have to keep fantasising Hardie.Then or while I am away you r gonna get the right conditions. I think about it everyday. Had a good time with the crew today. Happy to just get out there. The old dinning room table has a few knots left in her I reckon? Great effort by all today, good to c where all keen as each othermore great scores on the board

And thankyou Crash for helping out at the end, we were all stuffed, and you made it easier for us!!

Gee, can you feel the love....

I am not even going to try to joke with you Elmo.... just glad I did not waste a day of leave to be there. Did anyone come away feeling they had a good sail?

yep, I did. It was fun not being at work and i was windsurfing. What more can you want. I found i could plane quite easily today,dont know why and the smooth water was as crasher put it"orgasmic"

Hey Bender please would you ring me tomorrow, 

Crasher wants to rename YoYo's "Orgasms", But he'll have to compete with Elmo's "Prefer a Rusty Grater over my Genitals"???

And me, for a brief time the improved alpha put us equal 3rd with SRM, till they improved their 1hr.

But we're still a few points better off for this session, can't complain too much

ok no worries. Can you PM me your phone number

Believe me Bender knows what he's talking about when he says it's better than work 

Hardie, not sure I want to see those 2 quotes together, makes a horrible mental image!

crasher, bring your card around tomorrow, and we'll get your score up.

I was wondering why the big fella hadn't posted

Elmo Elmo Elmo, I'm lost for words mate, you've scarred me for life I'm trying to block the image of you and the grater

I know you're not happy but thanks for the laugh anyway

On a crap day you have gone faster than I ever have, and to think I was so happy to get a 32 the other day

I think we need to think about Creepies next NW forecast and if there are 5 or more of us, we could do a sweep of the place for those weed patches before we sail, and either remove them, or mark them with white pvc pipes for the sesh??  While we might waste an hour or so sweeping the place, think about how much time was wasted today???

No probs, after this post 2moro I will get the programmes when I get back from up north. Looks like u guys r gonna have some good days soon. Would like to hear u have cracked the 40 before i get back hardie. Hope u beat me to it.

I don't wanna think about 40 again, it's just gonna happen when I least expect it (He says hoping!!!)  40 seems a million miles away after today  Sat looks good but geuss who's fuckin working on a saturday I think that's called KARMA?

i will sail local if its NW. You will get Elmo to sail Yoyo's before i sail creepy's

Mmmmm your local, now that might get my willy twitching again

There ya go Bob theres another scar for you

mental picture i did NOT need!!!!!!!

When we call the place out of respect it will be called after it's Founder "YoYo's", When we do a pb or have a great sail it's "Orgasms", When we get dudded at the place it's called "Grated Genitals", Today it was GRATED GENITALS!!!!!!!!!!!

crasher, bring your card around tomorrow, and we'll get your score up.

I just laughed and laughed

Nice Results for the coffee table there Crash

Just to crap of yesterday, got home The wife goes, "thought you were out sailing the winds been realy good all afternoon"

mutter mutter mutter

Give me chop, weed crabs,cobblers the ocasional shark and stingray, 1500 tourist crabbers and boaters but at least there will be wind and a decent expanse of water.

 

The worst part about the whole affair was I was that confident about it being a good day that I ......I.....I......Purchased a pointer, Oh the shame of it all I feel so dirty. I took 2 boards down to the shore with 4 pointers I left my beloved weedies in the car.

Forgive me father for I have sinned I feel Oh so dirty

Elmo i am you father. Give in to the dark side

Elmo, Had a look at the bit of footage i took, u looked like u were the most balanced out there. Just needed a bigger sail perhaps. But u were faster than bender. hee hee

Gee i would like to see some of that footage

Steve i cant call you as you have not given me your phone number yet

Bender, I've got a copy of crashers pics, so next time you're up-------------

Could be this weekend. keen to get that wave board out in some juice

yep second that would be good to see some pics of course you will have to disguise the background! dont want every man and his dog rushing down to get skunked there as well!

Geez Guys this thread is so long its like seabreeze 

yeah spewing its over taken my tooth threadfor longevity..dohhhh!

Bender going for it (background obscured to protect the innocent)

Nice

Yes great photo and well camoflaged!!!!!!!

How do you get a valid Alpha 500m with 108.29m????

Pls explain Decrep

creative accounting

25, it's a max of 500m not minimum, so if the gybes goes wide at the ends, realspeed calculates the best result within the 50m max separation, this can be less than the 500 total distance.

A valid alpha, but it's going to be slower than if the 500m distance is within the 50m separation point.

Thanks Decrep - never knew that!

However, when you think about it, the max will almost aways be faster than the min.

Cheers